Sunday, June 29, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Yeah - give me a nervous breakdown over that anyday too!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Friday, June 06, 2008
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
People would say that I ... am (and I did a straw poll on this at dinner) scatty
I don't understand why ... I can't take photographs like Wallace's
When I wake up in the morning ... I kick my husband out of bed, roll over and go back to sleep
I lost my willpower to ... give up sunbathing for health reasons
Life is ... the people we love, the places we've seen, and the memories we've made along the way
My past made me ... the happy, sane person I am today
I get annoyed when ... I can't get online
Parties are not a good time to ... fart in public
Dogs are ... a nuisance since you have to scoop their poop
Cats are ... easier because they use a litter tray
Tomorrow is ... a clean slate
I have a low tolerance for ... morphine and codeine obviously
I'm totally terrified of ... heights, swimming with fish
I wonder why I thought my life would be ... inexpensive to run
Never in my life have I ... found a bra that fits and doesn't look like it was built at Harland&Wolff shipyard
High school was ... something I knew nothing about until the Musical
When I'm nervous ... I laugh uncontrollably or sometimes use the feck word
One time at a family gathering ... I got married
Take my advice ... think twice before marrying an only child :-p
I'm almost always ... within 10 yards of a computer
I'm addicted to ... crisps, I can eat six packets at a sitting
I want someone to ... pay off my mortgage please
So I tag Cosmo and Wallace
Go back 11 months to July last year when I had my hysterectomy. I was desperately ill after the surgery until they changed my pain meds from morphine to voltarol, after which I had a 'miracle' recovery.
Turns out, codeine and morphine are in the same 'family', close cousins maybe, but anyhow, it is obvious that this 'family' of painkillers just do not agree with my system at all.
Last night I had a grand flushing of co-codamol down the loo ceremony. Never, ever, ever again.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
When we go to Texas....!!
The end of the sentence was 'will everything taste of Texas BBQ sauce? I love it!' (This based on the flavour of the Texas BBQ sauce Pringles she was wolfing down at the time)