I was just noticing today, as I prepared for an overnight Christmas shopping trip to Manchester, that thanks to Al Qaeda we no longer have to worry about wash bags and make-up bags. All toiletries in one zip-lock plastic bag, all cosmetics in another: sorted!
Only problem is, it's one less thing you can buy your mum for Christmas.
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The latest in the war against terrorism - Ali! Al Qaeda's days are numbered since they interfered with your shopping trip. You'll probably get a phone call from Osama himself to apologise.
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