He was subtle about it. He tried to do it with a sandwich he had made with chicken sandwich filling that was 5 days past its use-by date.
Thankfully I realised what he was up to when I took a bite of the sandwich and literally started to foam at the mouth. He saw a Breitling watch he fancied yesterday. I suspect thats the motive.
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I had coleslaw today that was two days out of date. Maybe it's a guy thing. I feel fine. There doesn't seem to be anyting wrong wi-------
Oh "Mercy" - did you leave you're last bookclub book lying around - maybe he thought it was a hint?!!
Aaarghhh... gramatical nightmare - or is it morning-mare.. and what do horses have to do with it anyway? Obviously I meant "your" last book"... and for the bemused, the plot is about a husband helping his wife shuffle off the mortal coil at her request.....
I am not contemplating some Italian tuna fish in the refrigerator. Is it past the due date? Guess I will need to check. Roy doesn't eat tuna.
All that for a watch? Couldn't he just hint that father's day was coming?
Ah Dana, but what he'd tell you is that this isn't just ANY old watch ....
for the record... It had a use by date of 18th may and it was the 18th may when i was using it. My dear wife never lets the facts get in the way of a good story :-)
yeah - tell them which May
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