Monday, May 19, 2008

My husband tried to kill me today.

He was subtle about it. He tried to do it with a sandwich he had made with chicken sandwich filling that was 5 days past its use-by date.

Thankfully I realised what he was up to when I took a bite of the sandwich and literally started to foam at the mouth. He saw a Breitling watch he fancied yesterday. I suspect thats the motive.

8 comments:

Cosmo said...

I had coleslaw today that was two days out of date. Maybe it's a guy thing. I feel fine. There doesn't seem to be anyting wrong wi-------

Wils said...

Oh "Mercy" - did you leave you're last bookclub book lying around - maybe he thought it was a hint?!!

Wils said...

Aaarghhh... gramatical nightmare - or is it morning-mare.. and what do horses have to do with it anyway? Obviously I meant "your" last book"... and for the bemused, the plot is about a husband helping his wife shuffle off the mortal coil at her request.....

Nancy Mon said...

I am not contemplating some Italian tuna fish in the refrigerator. Is it past the due date? Guess I will need to check. Roy doesn't eat tuna.

Dana said...

All that for a watch? Couldn't he just hint that father's day was coming?

Ali said...

Ah Dana, but what he'd tell you is that this isn't just ANY old watch ....

Anonymous said...

for the record... It had a use by date of 18th may and it was the 18th may when i was using it. My dear wife never lets the facts get in the way of a good story :-)

Ali said...

yeah - tell them which May