Last night at Ravenhill

From the Kukri Allstarzz blurb:

'The team is the only professional sports dance team in the UK and is made up of 24 of the finest dancers hand picked from nationwide auditions'

So when a bevy of beauties pranced out onto the pitch to do their stuff at half time, accompanied by a fat ginger bloke in shorts, you can see how I thought the bloke was a spoof, an infiltrating clown from the Ulster faithful having a laugh or some plant picked from the spectators.

Sadly no. He dropped his girl, fell on his ass and danced like he'd just had 6 pints of the best Magners have to offer.

'The Kukri Allstarzz - accept nothing less because second best is never good enough.'