Old age

Alice Smith was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist. She noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly she remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in her class in school 30 odd years back. Could he be the same guy she had had a secret crush on all those years back??

Upon seeing him, however, she quickly discarded and such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her classmate.

After he examined her teeth, she asked him if he had attended the school she had gone to. 'Yes. Yes, I did' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' asked Alice

'1967' he replied 'why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!' exclaimed Alice

He looked at her closely. Then the ugly, old baldy, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired decrepit son-of-a b asked

'What did you teach?'