Get me the number for Endemol

I have come to the conclusion that in many respects, a hospital stay is a bit like taking part in Big Brother.

You get 18 - 20 total strangers and put them together in a hospital ward. They fight to see who gets the relative privacy of an amenity bed. They sit around and do nothing all day whilst their every function is recorded by nurses and doctors. People shower and even go to the toilet in public and intimate parts of their body are viewed, poked and proded by more complete strangers.

The only slight difference is that the object of my game is to see who can get out first, and obviously without contracting any communicable diseases, like MRSA.

What a fantastic idea for a new TV show