The dummy fluter in the back row

I am in Birmingham. I came yesterday to sing tenor at the SingLive big
band concert tonight. They only had seven of their own. In having me
there they hoped to gain another one.

I short changed them. Due to me (uncharacteristically) losing my voice
yesterday, I was only working on quarter cylinders. Unlucky for
Birmingham. I might never be allowed back. Shame, the bullring is
quite something

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How to be a good friend

This is my daughter's recipe for friendship from her written expression classwork.

You will need:

• a friend
• smile
• happy heart

1. welcome a friend and share with them
2. be funny and be kind
3. laugh at their jokes
4. be happy with your friend
5. keep secrets

Kung Hei Fat Choi

Happy Chinese New Year. It's the year of the tiger. Funny, I thought
he had his year last year ;-)

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French accuse the Irish of cheating

That's choice coming from the scrum half of the country that spawned
Thierry Henry

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As seen by son

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Get a load of this freebie

Movie House cinemas have made an offer were Ulster Rugby Supporters will receive a free 46oz bucket of popcorn when they book tickets to see Invictus at the Moviehouse Dublin Road, Yorkgate/Cityside and Jet Centre. All you have to do is print off the Movie House voucher on the Ulster rugby website.

46oz of popcorn!! Like what, they just give you the whole popcorn machine to take in with you? That's enough to keep a family of four well fed for a week! You'd need to buy a seat beside you just to put your popcorn bucket in. Question is, will your view of the movie be obstructed by the person in fronts popcorn mountain?

For the purposes of research, I think I'm going to have to try this!

Blogger is not working, naughty blogger

I cannot post to my blogs by email from my phone. I have not been able to do it for five whole days now. I feel like my right arm has been cut off.

This is seriously effecting my efficiency in the 365 project, as I also do not know how to download photos off my iPhone. And, outlook rolled over and died on my desktop the day the technical one went to the USA, so even if I mail them to myself i can't retrieve them on the desktop.

If it continues, I may need counselling. How much Steve?

Birmingham

In light of the fact that I'm off to Birmingham at the end of the month and they've just got those new 'naked' scanners in the airport, does anyone have a number for Gok Wan?