Friday, March 07, 2008

Dana, how could you??

Dustin the turkey dished by Dana.

2 comments:

  1. Well, you know...I wanted others to have a chance.


    :)

    So this Dustin The Turkey was a big deal then? No offense meant at all by that, I just thought it was for humor only.

    Srsly, I don't think I understood a word of the song...I'll have to work on learning the dialect.

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  2. Oh yes, this is a BIG thing alright!!

    The Eurovision Song contest is massive, although in recent years it has become a bit of a laughing stock with countries voting for their neighbouring countries, or countries they have waged wars against etc etc. All that doesn't help Ireland, as as an island, we don't really have neighbours, and we've really only fought ourselves!

    Anyway, for your full enjoyment of the song (and because I can't understand the words either) I've copied them below.

    After three then ... 1.. 2.. 3.. Irlande douze points

    Oh I come, from a nation
    What knows how to write a song
    Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong?.?

    COME ON!!!!!!

    Irelande douze points

    Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan`s wig
    Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan`s gig

    Shake your feathers and pop your beak
    Shake em to the west and to the east
    Wave euro hands and euro feet
    Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

    Irelande douze points
    Irelande douze points
    Irelande douze points
    Do the funky beat

    G O B gobble B L E Yeah

    Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
    Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
    Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
    Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
    You know what I mean?

    Shake your feathers and pop your beak
    Shake em to the west and to the east
    Wave euro hands and euro feet
    Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat x2

    Irelande douze points
    Irelande douze points
    Irelande douze points
    (and fart!)
    Irelande douze points
    Irelande douze points
    Irelande douze points
    Do the funky beat
    COME ON!!

    Give us another chance, we`re sorry for riverdance
    Sure Flately he`s a yank
    And the Danube flows through France
    Block voting, shock voting
    Give your 12 today
    You`re all invited to Dublin Ireland
    And we`ll party the Shamrock way

    Irelande douze points ...

    Eastern Europe we love you
    Do you like Irish stew?
    Or goulash as it is to you?

    Shake your feathers

    Listen Bulgaria we love you
    Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
    Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
    Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
    Macedonia, Love you Turkey
    Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
    Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
    And don`t forget the Swiss!

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